This isn’t theory.
This is what a real month looks like after applying the same strategies I teach inside
Launch & Wash Expedition
That’s $19,735 collected from a pressure washing
business built from the ground up — No big team. No massive budget.
Just a system that works.
And it all started by doing exactly what I’m about to show you inside this 7-day course.
If you’re serious about launching…
This is your proof that it’s possible.
💦 Skip the Costly Trial-and-Error Phase
You don’t need to waste months guessing what gear to buy or how to price jobs.
We show you exactly what to do — so you can start faster and earn sooner.
💦 Price Confidently and Get Paid What You’re Worth
Our plug-and-play pricing sheets help you avoid undercharging and start pulling in $200/hour jobs — even on Day 1.
💦 Build a Legit Local Brand That Attracts Better Clients In just 7 days, you’ll go from “just starting” to looking like a pro with a business name, simple brand identity, and optimized Google listing — so people trust and book you.
💦 Use Fast, Proven Marketing Tactics to Get Leads Now We teach you how to book clients using free, local lead-gen tactics — including Facebook posts, yard signs, and referrals that actually convert.
💦 Follow a Step-by-Step Daily Plan (No Guessing) Each day in the course builds momentum — so instead of overthinking, you’re taking action, gaining confidence, and getting results faster.
We’ve helped people launch profitable pressure washing businesses in all kinds of situations:
✅ Full-time workers starting a weekend side hustle
✅ Brand new entrepreneurs with no biz experience
✅ Guys who only had a washer and a dream
✅ Local service providers adding pressure washing as a new offer
✅ Former contractors wanting to build something of their own
✅ And even people who had no clue where to start
HERE'S HOW YOU ARE GOING TO LAUNCH
YOUR PRESSURE WASHING BUSINESS IN JUST 7 DAYS:
Day 1: Laying the Foundation
Learn how to launch your business the smart way — without overthinking or overspending. From picking the right pressure washer to understanding PSI, GPM, and startup budgets, this is the no-fluff startup guide blue-collar legends wish they had.
Get confident using the three essential chemicals and learn how to mix, apply, and rinse the right way—so your first job looks like your hundredth.
Stop guessing and start cleaning like a pro. You’ll learn exactly how to pre-treat, clean, and post-treat driveways with techniques that deliver spotless results and jaw-dropping before-and-afters.
No more "side hustle vibes." We walk you through setting up your LLC, business bank account, insurance, and invoicing tools so you can start getting paid like a real business.
The math that makes the money. Learn the simple formula to charge $200/hr (without scaring away clients), and how to quote jobs so you’re always profitable.
We hand you the 4 best ways to get jobs FAST, with fill-in-the-blank scripts, Facebook post templates, and our proven 50-sign strategy. Real leads, not wishful thinking.
Start turning your jobs into a system. We show you how to get reviews, set up Google My Business, automate follow-ups, and build momentum that keeps clients coming.
You’ve watched the YouTube videos.
You’ve asked around about equipment.
Maybe you’ve even tried landing a few jobs.
But no matter what you do, it feels like you’re stuck spinning your wheels.
Meanwhile, other pressure washing businesses —some with less experience, worse equipment, and no background in business— are out there landing jobs, charging $200/hour, and growing like crazy.
And you’re left wondering…
What are they doing that I’m not?
Here’s the truth:
It’s not because they’re smarter.
It’s not because they got lucky.
And it’s definitely not because they’re more talented.
It’s because they had a
plan.
The Harsh Reality of Starting a Service Business
Most people fail to get their pressure washing business off the ground.
Not because they’re lazy.
Not because they don’t care.
But because they’re focused on the wrong things:
❌ Overbuying expensive gear instead of starting lean
❌ Overthinking pricing instead of using a proven structure
❌ Waiting until everything’s “perfect” instead of getting clients now
If that sounds like you, it’s not your fault.
No one gave you the roadmap — until now.
That’s Why We Created Launch & Wash Expedition
We’ve helped pressure washing business owners across the country launch fast, book jobs early, and scale smart — without the stress.
And here’s what we realized:
You don’t need $10K to get started.
You don’t need fancy ads or a crew.
You just need to take the right steps, in the right order.
Why Most People Get It Wrong
They try to “figure it out” on their own.
They waste time watching 100 videos instead of following one plan.
They think they need to go big before they’ve booked their first job.
But here’s the truth:
👉 You don’t need to go big.
👉 You just need toget going.
If you keep waiting… nothing changes.
But if you follow this plan?
✅ Your first job could be booked by the weekend.
✅ You’ll know what to charge and how to get found online.
✅ You’ll walk away with a real business that’s ready to grow.
No fluff. No gatekeeping. No overwhelm.
Just real steps that work.
So are you ready to stop guessing — and start building something that pays?
Click below to join
Launch & Wash Expedition and get your business off the ground in just 7 days.
"Yeti has really helped me anytime I needed help. He always offered good advice and solved problems or questions I had. Simple as that."
— Jason of Dirt Blasters
Course Member
"Yeti has helped me grow my business"
"Starting a pressure washing business is hard. You’re going to run into issues—whether it’s in the field, with marketing, or customer service. Having a mentor who’s been through it all is invaluable. Brandon has helped me tremendously in every one of those areas. He’s responsive, clear, and knows what he’s talking about. His advice has been a game-changer for my business. I highly recommend his mentorship program."
— Ezekiel of
Mentorship Client